udayan's smile says it all :)

stock market quiz:
1) how does a blind stock market speculator know how the market is faring?
Ans. He listens to CNBC
2) How does an illiterate stock market speculator know how the market is faring?
Ans. He listens to CNBC Awaz
3) How does a deaf stock market speculator know how the market is faring?
Ans. He reads the scrolls on CNBC
4) How does a deaf and illiterate stock market speculator know how the market is faring?
Ans. He studies Udayan Mukherjee's smile. (Ref- One doesn't need to be a facereader to interpret the direction and degree of the curve of his mouth.. it moves in direct proportion to the sensex!)
5) How does a deaf and blind stock market speculator know how the market is faring?
Ans. Sorry dude, even CNBC cant help you. tough luck!